yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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