I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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