I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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