she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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