..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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