Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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