whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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