at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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