Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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