Porn is love you can see.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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