hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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