i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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