North Korea, Best Korea!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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