I want to stick my p in your. b.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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