Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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