you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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