your thong is hanging out like whoa
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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