Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
