Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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