I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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