Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i think my mom watched the whole time
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I just want to make out with him forever
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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