Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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