I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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