he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Randomize