doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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