oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she pinky promised me she was 18
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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