i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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