I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
smell my finger.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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