Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
