yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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