Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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