Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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