with your own penis?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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