is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Is it penis luge time yet?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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