We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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