hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
are you so shy because you have an std?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Randomize
