I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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