She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Sext me about skeletons
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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