Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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