Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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