Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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