coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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