Define "chronic" masturbator.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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