Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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