normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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