: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
thus making me awesome and them whores
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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