So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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