How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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