Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
