What a fucking waste of an outfit
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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