Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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