Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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