your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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