Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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