sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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