There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
