Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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