No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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